Nietzche And A Golden Retriever
Ok, when was my last entry? 12th February. And, today is 18th, six days without ranting, pretty impressive, I would say. Above all, such a relief to see the madness of Valentine day fade away. Every freaking blog had an entry on it, if my memory serves me well, even I had one, talk about hypocrisy. But, who isn’t?
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Every time, I sit down to write, I think, I will put down something so profound and enlightening this time, which would sake the very foundation of conscience of the readers to tear down the rickety sense of their purpose of living, something like Any Rand’s ‘Objectivitism,’ loaded crap, or Paulo Coelho’s ‘The Alchemist’ over simplified crap, this guy should be shot dead for falsely inspiring clueless souls.
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Bogged down by the pressure of producing something profound profound (two profounds, not a typo mistake, but to emphasize, how profound it ought to be), and wading through the most intellectual part of my brain, where all grey matters are packed like mulla ko acchar in ek maana ko horlicks ko botal, I doubt I have such a bottle in my head, to come up with any brilliant idea—something of tantamount of New Testament. And, I would have called it New Testament Version 2.0, with free patches supplied every week in my blog, but with the disclaimer: the glitch in the product would cause many wars and ethnic cleansing, install at your own risk.
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With all that mental somersaults, what do I do? I end up delivering utterly nonsense rants—mostly on human (female) anatomies. May be, I have put forward inadvertently the classic argument of Deconstruction, when life itself de-constructed comes down to primordial carnal—animal that we are. And all the righteous bastards reading my blog, unable to bear by insolence and lack of morals by their standard, cringe so hard that the pressure on their belly pushes their testicles up their throat, choking them to die, or hurl themselves off the cliff since we can’t share the same space and time, but before splattering on the ground like a pumpkin, they hurl few slurs, or spew those bile soaked testicles at me. Did I hear that splat; did I help you to die? You are welcome, sometime; I do pro-bono—euthanasia. I think, I have advocated for norms of civil discourse. Arrrg! Just fuck it. It’s no fun, pretending civilized.
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You might have noticed, how I would like to give a whiff of intellectualism to myself by dropping loaded words like—Derrida and Deconstruction etc. etc. Don’t be afraid, I am a mere mortal, but the pretentious one. I don’t know about Deconstruction a word more than what is written in Wikipedia, or on Nietzsche more than the quadruped Golden Retriever. How easy it is to appear learned in this age of Information. #————————-#
But, in closer scrutiny, why are my rants any less profound than Moses’, when he came down of Mt. Sinai after talking to the burning bush, with inscribed tablet? He was scoffed too in the beginning, who people thought was ranting too, unlike mine; his were brief, in fact bulleted ten points. Once, blamed for insanity, by his own desert dwelling people, now people go insane for having taken their rights away to host that monolithic ‘rant,’ inscribed on the stone in the public places, and pagans threatening to take them away.
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I hope into the far far future, people would find my rant, chiseled into the stone; I refused to have them stored digitally, it loses its purpose. It should look like, in the far far past, which is 2007 AD, god himself descended from the heaven to had down the tablet to me, to pass it down to the people of far far future. #————————-#After this post, if I don’t put anymore entries, think that god has struck me with the lighting bolt for my heresy. And the righteous people of the world, do rejoice my death.
I throughly enjoyed it! It’s humor had me in stitches, the profound theme left me into the thinking state and it’s flamboyant expressions left me hanging onto each of them!
Nice read!
Grace
thank you, and appreciate it you reading and enjoying it. it really makes me happy to know when my write-ups put smile on readers face.
Nietzsche!
Yes I read him.
AND SOMETIMES FEEL I AM SUPERMAN!
Vahsek’s Ramblings!
I do read Nietzche.
I thought you gonna be oblivion for a time being!!
But U seem to be around, hope U will be back with more soon!!U sure made me think for a while if whatever I write too is unusual outburst of my own euthanasia!!Well I blabber,and blabber for my own pleasure it seems!!..
rumor has it Gols is changing into Karela. hehe
what do u say twaaks??
I too read Nietzche.
His philosphy on will-to-power and concept of Superman!
Vahsek’s Ramblings-click me!
I read Nietzche.
Impressed by his his philosphy on Will-to-power and his concept on superman.
http://www.keshuvko.blogspot.com
(Damn, why doesn’t my comments get published? It’s fourth time! Goes to moderation, GOls?)
Umm… name and email addy change gareko ta publish bho! hehehhe
Vahsek’s Ramblings-click me!
loore, wasn’t he always?
hehe But now he is like a super karela. Got any idea about his super power twaaks?
Had to read it one more time as I was quite blown away by execution of expressions.
Aggravation eh? Many times or rather most of the times, life does not seem to roll the way we want. Instead it takes a different route, but hey that’s how life rolls on, innit?
I have gone through your other articles Sire and all of them are equally poised and interesting!
vashek
i don’t have any filter in my blog set, i have no idea, why it catches yours…by the way i haven’t read any of nietzche’s work…but immanuel cunt seems to be interesting for obvious reason
juggy
i am around
loore and twaaks
hehe..bitter as karela …solitude dear solitude
To tell you the truth, I did not like this black background.
vashek, instead of giving the live link of your website in each and every comment, use the appropriate field. That is the reason Google thinks you are a spammer.There are other ways to promote your blog than that “link signature” of yours.
Gols can you see the cursor in the text field while writing comment ? well, I can’t
Nice theme but a nightmare while commenting.
Humphrey,
thanks for bringing that to my notice, i saw that theme appended in wordpress as ‘new’, so i tried it, but didn’t check the comment box.
thanks again…
vashek
hold on there, don’t get frustrated of this filter thingy, i will try and see what i can do, let me play around a little with wordpress’s spam filter.
Thanks for the suggestion Humphrey.
Thank you Golay.
FUCK! (Its just a mere intense expression of how good read it was)…
Nietzche: God is Dead.
God: Nietzche is DEAD!
By the w
Apropos, Charitrwahin cheli’s declaration: I suggest you to visit us and read my riposte.
link is above