Vacation
Horray! Horray! It’s A Holi-Holiday!
Horray! Horray! It’s A Holi-Holiday!
–Boney M
I am going on vacation from December 23rd to January 2nd, much needed break, after eight hours of writing algorithms and coding, five days a week, all around the year. Finally flying to the west coast, to meet my buddies who reside there, Twaaks and Preeti are flying from Boston, Ahmed and I are flying from Baltimore, we will meet up at Los Angeles airport.
Going to Kali-fooooor-nia.
Much like I did, from Nepal, Borat (the movie character) from Kazakhstan too, came to the US to get married to Pamela Anderson. My dream didn’t get materialized, I gave up that dream after a sharp thud on the head with reality—she lives in Hollywood, I ended up in some real wood. But, that dead feelings has been resurging again with the prospect of going to Los Angeles, and with a glimmer of hope that I might bump into her with accident—a sheer serendipity, but chances are not that bleak too, to bump into her with those over sized mammary which fill half the room. But on second thought I should get over my juvenile mammary-phile, and wish to get bumped into someone younger like—I don’t know, anyone would do.
Gravity is cruel a thing as you grow old, Newton missed some finer points in his postulates of gravity, like—gravity is directly proportional to age.
Those gravity defying knockers of hers in younger days (Bay Watch) hang to her knees these days, sometime I fear for her that she might trip on her own boobs. With all those silicon in them, it must be like dragging plastic bags filled with water on the floor behind her, and she can tie them like shoe laces one with another with beautiful knot.
हय्य्या!!!! जे पाए त्यै! मेरो वकवास यही रोक्छु।
If I see any celebrity, I will let you guys know.
This is how the itinerary looks like, for now, but can change on the road:
Baltimoreà LAà Las Vegasà San Hose {MontereyàNapa Valley}à
San Franciscoà LAà Baltimore
I will post some pictures, while on the road.
YAY!!! See you tonight in LAX, I’ll land at about 10:00 PM. Look for American Airlines 223….
that was a fast comment, i just posted it few minutes back.
anyway, we are coming by United Airlines #289, would be there by 9:45 PM.
Gravity is directly proportional to age! Well said.
how funny name?Vyaguta ko anda sounds funnier..i guess the man must be comedian!haha
Miss Rosha,
I am glad that my funny name, and even funnier title could put a smile at your face, at least served some purpose.
Now the clarification:
1.Golay is my lastname, I didn’t make it up to sound funny, it’s one of the thar in Tamang community, who hail mostly from Eastern Nepal.
2. Vaguta Ko Anda, why try to make any sense in this senseless world by coming up with some profound/enlighted words or phrases. like Vyaguta spawns countless egges, some are imposing enough to turn into tadpole, while ohters are not. same with my thoughts/writings, some would bring smile/laugh/rage/and assortment of emotions, some write ups would just fizzle out.
3. I strongly recommend to youth of Nepal to read works by:
a. Dhor Bahadur Bista
b. Harka Gurung
to better understand, Nepal and it’s people. So, next time around when you hear Golay you might not find it funny.
## Still in holidays, hangover, I will post some pictures of the trip shortly.
Rosha, believe me Golay is a spellhead. If he were a girl, he, could be a bimbo.
Dont you agree Tadpole ko bau? lol
Then Mr. Golay’s name is Laxman!
vahsek ji,
I am not a contentious person by nature. But I would appreciate, if you could practice a little restrain while dropping a comment, respecting the sanctity of someone else’s blog. Nevertheless, you are always welcome, and I value your readership.
Thank you.
Hiv ji,
You completely lost me there!!!
Gols, did i say anything annoying?
Gols, I rechecked dictionary “spellhead” has nothing to do with “contentious.” I used the word as a synonym of “wise”.
However, if “bimbo” hurt you, though I used “were” and it was a hypothesis, I am sorry.
Now cool, dude. Hope I can see you response here.
vahsek,
may be i read between the lines and mis-interpreted your comment. my intention wasn’t to rile up.
thanks for the clarification, and i am cool about it.
It’s okay dude. May be you read spellheadas swellhead.
Sometimes it happens. But you know I didnt find spell head in Wordweb also. However, somewhere I had found it a synonym of egghead=wise.
Estai ho.
Tara if Rosha has any complaints for “Bimbo”, I would not find place to apologise.
But I have no intention of making her angry.
keep up writing
Vahsek implied that Rosha is a bimbo. hehe